Started from Orkut, Hikut, kutkut,chirkut; (I am not funny. I know)
Then Hi-five, hi six, hi eight- oh lord! I have put on weight. (I am a poet, not funny)
Now face book, foot book, hand book, (SHUT UP)
Everything other than course books.
I remember getting weird forwarded messages which formed the fodder for humour for me. Like the concepts of various funny days and funny wishes you were to make and forwarding the mails will make them come true. Crap. Now here is what I came across yesterday in my Inbox trash. It is more than an year old. Have you ever heard of National I Love you day? hushhh VHP / BJP might get offended.
Today is national I LOVE U DAY if u get this that means u are loved. Send this to 10 people in the next 143 min and today will be your best day ever. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize that they love u. something good will happen to u at 1-4 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of ur life, if u break this chain u will be cursed w/ relationship problems for the next 10 years. If u get it back ur loved if u have a lot of love for someone… copy and send this to your whole list… in five min
Best expressions: 143min;Tonight at midnight; something good will happen tommorow anywhere,1-4pm very specifi ; wah systematic; biggest shock of my life; I am certainly cursed w/ relationship problems and now i know why.. super 😀
Next are the Frandship messages I got via Orkut once upon a time… I love them. Three contenders for the Best “offer”
At number three:
hi this rahul from noida well im looking for a friendship im funloving guy . i liked ur profile well liked to be ur friend. plz msg me
Best expression: well;
very sober… indeed.
At number two:
h r u, i m sunil from delhi
i m looking some new friends
can we talk like a simple friend
Best expressions: “h r u”
He surely talks like a ‘simple friend’ but, does’nt know I am way too complicated.
And the award goes to:
i had read abt u though this site but its not enough for me to make any well being relationship with any one to whome i dont know , well its my goodness to be a friend of urs if u except it ,i had click here coz i like ur smile its to cute as like as u r and ur dimple on ur face and i like ur pic u look to preety,hey yaar can u tell me something more abt u so i can know u much widerly if u dont mine. and tell me ke can we be good friends or u dont like to have a friend of mine i know its quick to ask u but i m very straight forward person and i also dont like to hangout a person ,wel its my philosophy if u like a person or if u want to tell something u have to tell it just dont think abt the answere of opposite person what ever is in ur heart u have to tel him or her, i know its doesn”t likes u but yaar thats i m . anyways hey tell me ur ans ok i will wait for it ok bye take care see ya soon
This message was sent to you by ronak the ……loving person!!!
Best Expressions: Way too many to quote hangout a person, ur dimple on ur face-mind it “my” dimple on “my” face not yours; to have a friend of mine-a friend of his..neah i like him better, i can know u much widerly: No thanks…. well its his philosophy 😛
Speechless. I love this one…Winner Hands down
I am not too friendly it seems … Well I am a straight forward person Hehehe